It's all because the Gays get to Marry!

As of the beginning of this week, California allows "Gay Marriage."
Now, don't get me wrong, as a man who has only been married once, and is married to a woman, I'm all in support of "the Defense of Marriage."
If folks want to say "Marriage is only between a Man and a Woman, and It's for Life," who am I to complain? It's no sweat off my balls.
...Of course, since my wife was married before she met me, I guess that makes her a bigamist*, and therefore our marriage is a hoax (but don't tell our kids).

And then there's the whole purpose of Marriage.
It's all about Procreation!
If the purpose of marriage (and sex) is procreation, what happens when married couples don't have kids? Shouldn't that be illegal?!

What if they CAN'T have kids?
Can we let them stay married?

Maybe this whole issue is actually kind of complex.

If we support the "Defense of Marriage" how can we also support our right to D-I-V-O-R-C-E? (Again, keep it down, the kids might be listening.)

I don't have any answers but I do have a little ditty for all the folks out there looking for some else to blame for all their problems.




*Bigamist: [Middle English bigamie, from Old French, from Medieval Latin bigamia, from Late Latin bigamus, twice married : Latin bi-, two; see bi-1 + Greek gamos, marriage; see -gamous.]